Tips 4 GIRLS ....
 
Some sweet words 2 share vth ur boyfriend ....
 
 
# There's none like you in this world.
 
# To which cop will I complain about you, being the reason for disturbing my sleep?
 
# When I dont see you for a day, my eyes are starved.
 
# Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
 
# I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorrow.
 
# How did you manage to steal my heart that I've not given anybody so far?
 
# I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to U.
 
# Your words are so sweet - I fear that will raise the sugar in my blood.
 
# Every time you turn after talking to me, have you seen my heart hanging on to  your sleeve?
 
# Invite me to the seashore; I will come without fear of tsunami. After all, you were born to protect me!
 
# I will do whatever you want if I can have a beautiful baby boy like you.
 
 
NOTE: If u r a boy and if ur girlfriend says any one of these quotes 2 u - she must have "known" me ... TAKE CARE Buddy !!!

Woman's Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

DHONI

Cricket is a Passion
Dhoni starts it in a fashion
Score moves up by a four
Nation jumps up in a cheer

Here comes Dhoni
With his head Hairy
He sees the ball sharply
He lifts the ball cleanly

Bowler goes panic looking at his magic
Ball goes for Picnic with Dhoni's technique
Crowd electrifies seeing him firing
Crowd cheers for India winning

Arial shots are synonyms for Dhoni
Youngsters are followers of Dhoni
When He swings the bat, Score gets Boost
When He sweeps the glove, Bails gets Roast

When the game is at war
Dhoni comes as a "Power" star
When He Fires, There is no way stopping
When He Smiles, There is no way Loosing