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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Questions & Answers

1. Do fish ever get thirsty ?

Yes, when it is out of water
or
Yes, when it takes more than 3 taquelas, next day moring it will get thirsty

2. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Of course, the headlights will be on, whether u see them or not, is secondary issue. Before U feel your headlights are not working - you will die, if u go at that speed.

3. What came first, the fruit orange or the color orange?

If u ask this question to Raghavendra Rao, his answer will be "Fruit"

4. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

They wear tree-branch belts like seat belts in cars.

5. What does OK actually mean?

One Kiss

6. Can you cry under water?

Yes, if you are swimming under water with ur wife & talk about current petrol rates

7. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

Dogs cant sit whereever they want. They have to sit infront of the house only.... Like you and me sitting infront of the PC. Thats y we are working like dogs

8. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

None... If some one did it, others cant use it so frequently

9. What is the speed of darkness?

Darkness is absence of Light. So there is no speed of darkness

10. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

To show that you can do some illegal things

11. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Yes. If it were until the other end, people could have problems bcoz earth is round and if one has land in Kothagudem and if California is on the other side, he owns that land piece in California too.

12. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

It's a set of ETV, MaaTV & Gemini TV .....

13. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

Yes, if you and ur radio are travelling at the same time. No, if your radio is stationary and you are moving away from it at the speed of sound or you are stationary and your radio is traveling away at the speed of sound from you.

14. Can you blow a balloon up under water?


U can if u r a chota shakthiman


15. Can you get cornered in a round room?

Rambabu character laga center chesthe, corner chesinatte kada

If u have read all the questions and answers, it means that u r free and doesnt have any work to do. Anyhow, u've increased ur IQ.

Pani leka sthambinchipoyina mee jeevithalu ika nunchi vegam punjukuntaayi


3 Comments:

Blogger Krishnakanth Soni said...

For Reading it takes 2 mins, But for writing it takes more then the time in reading ... So it proves "evaru pani leka kurchunaru" .... Juz kidding

3:40 PM  
Blogger Ajay's Views said...

Mee lanti vallani maarchataniki nenu enthati tyaganikayina sidhame ... nee jeevitham maarithe naaku anthe chalu ... entha pani lekunda unna time waste panulu cheyanu ga nenu ... inthaki jeevitham vegam punjukundaaaa ???

4:52 PM  
Blogger Novice-Techies said...

kew kekaaa..

8:08 PM  

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